New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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