Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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