My Higher Power is John Stamos
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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