the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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