you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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