I think I am morally bankrupt
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
the room spins SO much faster in panama
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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