Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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