i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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