I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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