I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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