does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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