butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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