We won't sleep together?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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