But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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