My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Randomize
