May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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