The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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