Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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