did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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