did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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