Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
His hands were made for my vagina.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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