Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
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