I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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