Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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