this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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