I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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