Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.