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(631): View more from New York

meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.

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wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!

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aww shit wrong text.

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(631): meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins. (516): wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?! (631): aww shit wrong text. http://tfl.nu/e9a5

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(727): View more from Florida

If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"

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(727): If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was" http://tfl.nu/9too

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.

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(401): We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night. http://tfl.nu/piwb

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.

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(330): I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included. http://tfl.nu/hd7g

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo

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(978): She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo http://tfl.nu/4j6u

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(970): View more from Colorado

He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag

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(970): He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag http://tfl.nu/538a

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(816): View more from Missouri

dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...

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Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.

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that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.

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(816): dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock... (1-816): Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings. (816): that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it. http://tfl.nu/66g0

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(914): View more from New York

I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."

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(914): I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock." http://tfl.nu/14j8

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors

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(843): Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors http://tfl.nu/kni1

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(203): View more from Connecticut

We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?

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(203): We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate? http://tfl.nu/bazj

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(720): View more from Colorado

Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...

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(720): Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire... http://tfl.nu/8q2n

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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...

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(905): The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that... http://tfl.nu/6jhl

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(203): View more from Connecticut

this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing

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(203): this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing http://tfl.nu/0rfp

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.

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(704): Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls. http://tfl.nu/ygpr

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.

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(604): Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day. http://tfl.nu/pwtj

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