Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(614): View more from Ohio

Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can

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(865): View more from Tennessee

i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat

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(641): View more from Iowa

since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.

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21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
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(425): View more from Washington

This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son

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(785): View more from Kansas

She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?

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(705): View more from Ontario

He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.

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