Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
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