i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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