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Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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