Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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