my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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