JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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