I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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