I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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