hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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