It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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