So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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