I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Hippo gnu deer
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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