"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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