what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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