Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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