I skipped work to stalk him.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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