There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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