My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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