didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I am mentally ready for anal.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
