Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
pray to the hookup gods
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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