White coat. Heels.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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