okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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