Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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