you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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