If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
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Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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