Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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