dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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